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Ok, this is the script of the week...
*Harry's "final" battle with Voldie... They are in a warehouse and Harry is strapped to a table with a laser moving upwards between his legs*
Harry: You'll never get away with this Voldie!!
Voldie: Oh, I think I will Mr. Potter!
Harry: Do you really expect me to talk??
Voldie: No Mr. Potter... I expect you to die! Muwahahahaha!!
*A man in a business suit walks in*
ManInSuit: Ok, thats it, stop it right there!!
Voldie: What??
ManInSuit: Im a lawyer, and this is clearly a case of copyright!
Voldie: Oh,come on man!! You cant be serious!?!
ManInSuit: Oh, I am, so im going to have to ask you to turn off that laser, free Mr. Potter there and take off that ridiculous Dr. Doom costume
Harry: Yea... Why are you wearing that??
Voldie: I... I just... It makes me feel special...
ManInSuit: Thats no excuse! Now... my work here is done, Lawyer AWAY!!
*ManInSuit {yes, that is his name} jumps into the air and fly's away in a superman fashion*
Voldie: Well... I... Im not quite sure what to do now...
Harry: Erm... How about putting some robes on... That is something I didnt want to see... Is it cold in here???
Voldie: I... NO!!
Harry: *whistles* So thats why you're like this then!
Voldie: What are you talking about??
Harry: Well, you're obviously trying to compensate for something... And its pretty obvious what... *stiffles a laugh*
Voldie: Hey!! Just... Just shut up, ok?!
Harry: *Takes out a camera and shoots a picture* Now, I think the tables have turned!!
Voldie: No!!! Please!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Harry: Dude... Why have you still not put any clothes on!?!
Voldie: I... Well... I... Erm... I like the breeze...
Harry: Oh! Oh my god! That was too much information dude!! Oh, Im outta here! Oh... oh thats gross...
*Harry walks out and leaves Voldie standing on his own in the warehouse*
Voldie: Well... Im on my own... Naked... Theres only one thing to do...
*Voldie presses play on a stereo and starts to dance around the room to 'What a feeling'-Flashdance*
Harry: Oh... My... God... IM BLIND!!!
Voldie: *Stops dancing* What are you doing here?! You left!!
Harry: I came back to get my coat!!
Voldie: Can we please just keep this between ourselves???
Harry: Trust me... I will NEVER tell anyone about this... Now... If you excuse me, I have to go and vomit...
*Harry leaves... And Voldie, after a brief hesitation, starts dancing again*
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Newest Script...
*The "final" battle between Harry and Voldie... Voldie has cornered Harry on to the edge of a very high cliff... Harry has no wand and Voldie is holding his out at Harry's chest... Ron, Hermionie and Ginny are standing far back, watching...*
Voldie: I have you now Harry Potter!!
Harry: Dude... we've been through so much together... At least call me Harry, even if you wont call me sweetie!
Voldie: Oh alright, Harry it is then... Anyway... As I was saying... I have you now Harry and there is no escape... *pause* You know... I dont think it sounds as good...
Harry: What??
Voldie: Just calling you Harry... Using your surname or both your names sounds so much better!
Harry: Well... I guess its your call, but I think it sounds better as just Harry to be honest...
Voldie: Do you??
Harry: Yea!
Voldie: Should we ask someone else?? I mean, this is our final battle, we want to get it right, dont we??
Harry: Oh deffinetly!!
Voldie: Oh Ron! Hermionie! Ginny!
Hermionie: You wont get any info out of us!! Never!!
Ginny: What??
Ron: Uncle Voldie!! *runs up for a hug*
Voldie: Avada Kedrava!!
Ron: *screams and runs away*
Voldie: Im just kidding!
Ron: *hides behind Hermionie[winky]*
Ginny: So... what do you want??
Voldie: Do you think I should call Harry 'Hsarry', 'Harry Potter' or just 'Potter'??
Ginny: Erm... Harry Potter deffinetly... It makes it more impersonal! I mean, we wouldnt want everyone thinking you were like family now would you?!
Voldie: Oh gracious no!
Harry: Can we get on with this then??
Voldie: Yes yes! Coming honey!
Harry: Dont call me that! This isnt the right time!
Voldie: Oh sorry dear... oh sorry! Force of habit! Anyway... *points his wand at Harry and advances on him* I have you now Harry Potter!
Harry: I dont think so Voldemort!!
*Harry pulls out a gun and shoots Voldie in the head. Voldie aims a killing curse randomly and it hits harry. Both fall to the floor motionless.*
Ginny: Harry!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs forward and cradles Harry in her arms*
Hermionie: Oh Ron! *Making out session*
*pause*
Neville: Aaaaaaand... CUT!!
*everyone sighs and stops whatever they were doing*
Ginny: *Drops Harry* Ergh, I hate doing that!
Harry: Yea, well, you dont smell that great either!
Ron: *Shoves Hermionie away* For god's sake girl! Get a grip!
Hermionie: I had one until you pushed me away!
Ron: *Whispers* Not in public!!
Neville: Well... I think that went well! Do you two have all your documents??
Harry: Yep, Im Lord Loveboat the 3rd and this *points to Voldie* is my lovely finance Melissa!
Ginny: Oh! So thats why he's in a dress!
Voldie: No...
Ginny: So then.. why??
Voldie: It makes me feel pretty... and my a$$ looks great in it!
Neville: Oh for god's sake! I told you to come up with realistic names!!
Ron: Yea, Voldie looks more like an Amy to me...
Neville: *sigh* Well whatever... good luck you two, and drop me a line when you get to Mexico!
Harry: Can do mate! Just make sure you get this tape to the daily prophet as soon as possible!
Neville: I wont let you down!
Voldie: Bye everyone!
*Harry gets onto a motorbike and Voldie climbs into the sidecar*
Harry: Adios!
*Voldie and Harry ride off into the sunset*
Voldie: You know, I would have preffered a white horse...
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RANDOM ANNOUNCEMENT!!
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Random Script
I've been told this is the best script i've written... so here it is... there will be another random one next week...
Voldie: Ah, Harry Potter! My arch nemesis!
Harry: Ah, Harry Potter! My arch nemesis!
Voldie: What?
Harry: What?
Voldie: Stop that!
Harry: Stop that!
Voldie: Stop copying me!
Harry: Stop copying me!
Voldie:.... Im gay
Harry: You're gay
Voldie: Damn!
Harry: Now now Voldiepoo, dont use such naughty language!
Voldie: Dont you tell me what to do!!!
Harry: Blar di blar di blar di blah!... You know what you need...
Voldie: What?
Harry: A nice relaxing bath!
Voldie: What?!?!
Harry: Oh! I'll go and run the water for you! I've got soem wonderful smelly salts you can use! And once you'e finished we can paint each others toe nails!!
Voldie: Ooooh!! What fun!! I'll fetch my robe!!!
Harry: I'll get the pink nail polish and the toe separaters out!
Voldie: Oh, and Harry dear, would you mind plucking my eyebrows again?? They've grown back into such a terrible mess!!
Harry: Of course my darling, just have your bath first, it'll soften your cuticles, then i can give you a manicure!!
Voldie: Ooooh!! I cant wait!!
*Runs off with a high pitched girlie squeal*
I dont know what to put here!!
I have nothing to put here... I'll think of something later... Any suggestions would be quite welcome...
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