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This started off as one script to be continued... then sort of carried on... They are in cronological order me thinks...
I shall give a special prize to whoever can tell me who the finger puppet master is!!
Colin: Harry!! Haaaaaaaaaaryyyyy!!
Harry: Yes Colin??
Colin: Oh Harry! I... I... I... just want... want.. wanted to say, oh!!
Harry: Spit it out Colin!
Colin: I’m going to get you Harry potter, you mark my words!!
Harry: Yes, yes... what???
Colin: Oh yes! I've been watching you for many years now! Following your every step... and taking pictures..
Harry: What pictures??
Colin: Oh, pictures that could ruin your career as an auror no doubt, and make the rest of your life a living hell!
Harry: No! How could you possibly have seen that!!??... I mean... I don’t know what you're talking about!!
Colin: Oh, I think you do know, but denying it wont help you now, I’ll be back with my demands soon enough, and when I do, you better pay up, and quickly... you wouldn’t want anyone to see these pictures, now would you??
Harry: I'll never agree to your demands!
Colin: You don’t even know what they are yet!! But no matter, once you see the pictures... you'll pay... you'll pay, muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*breath*hahahahahahahahaha
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Potter Puppet Pals.. It seemed rather appropriate...
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The story so far: Harry is being blackmailed my the crafty Colin Creevey, what were his demands, and what is so bad that Harry cannot let people see it?? Find out... right now:
Harry: Alright Colin! I've got what you want... now give me pictures... and all the copies.
Colin: Hand it over first...
Harry: No! Give me the photos!!
Colin: You're not in a position to bargain here Harry, if you anger me i could destroy your life with nothing more than an internet connection or a photocopier!
Harry: Alright! alright... here... take them
Colin: Finally!! Muwahahahaha!!! Finger puppets of Ron, Harry and Hermionie!!
Harry: Now can i please have those pictures!
Colin: Yea, sure!
*Hands Harry a pile of photos and several films*
Harry: And there are no more copies??
Colin: No, definitely not... don’t worry your secret's safe with me... no one has to know what happened between you and Ron the night of the Yule ball...nobody
Harry: So this is the end??
Colin: Who knows Harry, you've been up to some very naughty things over the past few years, whose to say I haven’t caught anymore on film... And my finger puppet play is still a few characters short, maybe I'll be calling on you again soon...
Harry: Why me Colin? Why? Is it because I’m so deliciously
handsome and famous??
Colin: Sorry mate, I don’t swing that way, you just get up to so many disgusting things, its hard not to catch any on my camera!
Harry: Oh, i see... well... if you ever change your mind.. you know where i am...
Colin: Erm, no, I don’t think so... but if you'll excuse me, i have to go and find Professor Sprout, you'd never believe what I've seen, and trust me, you don’t want to...
*walks away shuddering*
Colin: Muwahahahahaha!! I am the finger puppet master!!
McGonagal: Colin! Stop your manic laughter this instant! Im trying to teach a class!
Colin: Excuse me Minerva... i can call you Minerva cant i?? Anyway I dont think it would be wise for you to take that tone with me.
McGonagal: And why not Mr. Creevey?
Colin: Come here, its a secret
*McGonagal goes over to colin and he whispers something inaudible in her ear. Her face turns white*
McGonagal: Right Mr. Creevey... carry on laughing... and anything else you want to do...
Colin: Thanks Minerva... but im good for now... im just biding my time... biding my time... *chuckles quietly*
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*in a dark room somewhere in hogwarts, a small boy sitting alone, putting the finishing touches to his diabolical plan*
Colin: Finally! At last! Muwahahahaha!! It is finished!!
*creeeeak*
*Colin spins around, looking for the source of the noise...*
Colin: Who... whose there! Show yourself!
*Silence*
Colin: Alright colin... theres no one there, you're all alone... just barking in the dark, ahaha! nothing to be scared of... nothing
*click, click, click*
Colin: WHOSE THERE!!
*Soft laughter comes from a corner, a dark figure emerges*
Dark Figure: I wouldnt move if i were you Colin old bean
Colin: And why not?!
Dark Figure: Because i have every single one of your finger puppets wired up to an electric current, one flick of a switch and they will be no more than a pile of smouldering felt!
Colin: You wouldnt dare!! I've just completed the entire school! I have everyone who resides in this castle in finger puppet form!... You're bluffing... there's no way anyone could be so heartless!
Dark Figure: Oh, there is Colin, trust me... you've blackmailed nearly everyone in this school... but no more... no more...
Colin: Of course no more, i've finished!!
Dark Figure: But what about when the older students leave, and the new 1st years arrive, along with the new defence against the dark arts teacher... what then colin, WHAT THEN!?
*Colin cowers away from the dark figure*
Colin: I... I...
Dark Figure: You'll start blackmailing again... WONT YOU?!!? And i cant let that happen... I cant take that chance...
Colin: What are your terms??
Dark Figure: I shall return once I have everything ready... Until that time, you will take no more photographs... and no blackmailing will take place... understand?
Colin: Yes, of course... just... just dont hurt my finger puppets!!
Dark Figure: They are my finger puppets now Colin... Until you complete my demands...
Colin: How long is this going to take??
Dark Figure: It could be a few hours, days, weeks, months... it could be tonight, or tomorrow... it will be when you least expect it, the second you let your guard down, i will pounce!
Colin: How's seven thirty tomorrow?
Dark Figure: Yea, that'll work fine!
Colin: Ok, see you then
Dark Figure: Now leave... or its bye bye puppets!
Colin: Yes! Yes of course!
*Colin scampers off, fearing for the life of his puppets*
Dark Figure: Muwahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Breath* Muwahahahahahaha *cough!!!* ahah *cough*... Thats enough for now....
*walks off*
The story so far: Colin is being threatened by a dark figure who has his entire finger puppet collection wired up to an electric current... with one flick of a switch... they could all be powder...
Colin: You asked to see me dark figure??
Dark Figure: Yes Colin, i did, and i have my demands...
Colin: What are they??
Dark Figure: Im not sure you will be able to cope with this... but you are going to try... i will make sure of that!
Colin: Yes master! Yes of course!
Dark Figure: Yes... master... i like that! Anyway... You are going to create me... A FINGER PUPPET ARMY!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Colin: NO! Never! Finger puppets are not to be used for evil!
Dark Figure: Are you disobeying me?? Do i need to destroy some of your finger puppets?? DO I?!
Colin: I'd rather die than see my finger puppets in the hands of a mad man!
Dark Figure: Then you leave me no choice... We must thumb wrestle!!
Colin: *shocked intake of breath* Not... not... not thumb wrestling!! The most dangerous of battles!
Dark Figure: Well, if you do not accept the challenge... i shall be forced to reduce your puppets to mere ashes!
Colin: ... Alright! But tell me who you are first... I must know my rival...
Dark Figure: Fine! My name is....
Dum dum dum dum dudududu... {eastenders ending}
Dark Figure: My name is.... Professor Dumbledore!
Colin: What?
Dumbledore: Muwahahahahahah!! Yes it is i!! Tremble before my mite!
Colin: Dumbledore... The drunken pot head??
Dumbledore: Well... I... there was no proof of the weed! None at all!!
Colin: Riiiight prof... whatever you say!
Dumbledore: Hey! Its true!
Colin: I know its true!... Stoner
Dumbledore: Stop being mean!!
Colin: Fine, fine! But like you said... its time to thumb wrestle!
Dumbledore: Ha! You still take up my challenge, even now, knowing who i am?!
Colin: Yep
Dumbledore: You're not afraid??
Colin: Nope... i've never lost a thumb war yet!
Dumbledore: *gulp* Never
Colin: Never
Dumbledore: Well... I... I... oh my! I just remembered! I left my office on fire! Must be off!
*Dumbledore runs from the room, cradling his thumbs*
Colin: Muwahahahahahaha!! Foolish.... fool.... i've never lost a thumb war... because i've never participated in one!! Muwahahahaha!! Oh im so devilishly clever!
Dennis: Yes, you are!
Colin: Quiet slave!! And get back in the broom cupboard where you belong!!
Dennis: Yes master... *bows away into the darkness*
Colin: Now i can... erm... what can i do?? I've completed my finger puppet collection... and defeated Dumbledore... what is left??
*thinks*
Dennis: *from somewhere in the shadows* You could create an army of finger puppets...
Colin: Dont be riddickulous! Finger puppets is old hat! I need something new, something fresh!! I know! I'll use the lavatory!!
Dennis: Dont do it man!!
Colin: I have to... its the only way...
*Colin exists the room*
Dennis: God speed brother... god speed
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Again... Appropriate...
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Heehee.... Funny... And appropriate...
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